no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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