That's when you crack a 10am beer
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
As shirtless as possible
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize