Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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