There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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