I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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