somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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