i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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