spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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