Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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