so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Terrible idea I love it
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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