i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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