He is an equal opportunity slut.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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