its not stalking. its research.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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