sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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