Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She bit a glass in half.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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