If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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