he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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