Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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