If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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