she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
home. puking in laundry basket.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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