Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
