The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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