I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
