bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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