He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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