I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
