At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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