Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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