I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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