Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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