spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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