did you get engaged???
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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