you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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