everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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