love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
