Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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