Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You need a sexual gate keeper
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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