I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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