I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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