How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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