my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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