Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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