oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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