We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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