Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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