Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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