just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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