Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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I need you to use more vowels.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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