I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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