I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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