dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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